punchtheflowers: (texting)
punchtheflowers ([personal profile] punchtheflowers) wrote2015-02-09 05:33 pm

blossom; cellphone

[You have reached the voice mailbox of ...Vinnie. Please leave a message after the tone.

...

BEEP!

Or drop him a text. He's been really into that lately. Specify date and time and which boy you just saw Sasha talking to so he knows who to punch.]

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[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2011-02-10 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[After he got... well it's right above this thread.]

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[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2011-02-10 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Getting angrier, time to use shortcuts]

WHO TOUCHD WHO, SUM1 LEFT A MESSAGE ON MY PHONE 2 MEET U IN BATHROOM NEAR GYM. IT SAID UR LUV WAS SECRET!!!!! >B[

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[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2011-02-10 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
THE FUCK, WHO IS BIG DADDY.

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[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2011-02-10 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
WOOPS SORRY. PROMISED I'D STOP SWEARING

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[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2011-02-10 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
AETRGATH WHAT. I DONT KNOW WHO BIG D IS.

WHO IS -UR- MYSTERY DATE.

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[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2011-02-10 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
NO 1 IS GONNA FUCK WITH ME.

U HAVE NO DATE? IT SAYS SECRET.

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[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2011-02-10 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T HAVE DATES.

...WELL 1 WITH MAX BUT NOT LIKE THAT!

IT SAID HE PINED FOR YOUR QUAVERING BODY.
punchvolcanoes: (Grrrr (Charizard))

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[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2011-02-10 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
NO, HE TOLD ME YOU LIKED TO WEAR LINGERIE AND SAID U CALLED HIM SEX PONY.

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[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2011-02-10 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
I don't do drugs.

idk do u think i would date a guy and let him call himself big daddy and not laugh at him

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[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2011-02-10 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
COMING OVER RIGHT NOW

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[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2011-02-10 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Here is Sasha. In your room. Looking pretty annoyed.]

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[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2011-02-10 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah well. Vinnie's not looking too chipper either.

He's flipping his phone open and closed, irritably. Looking at you like you owe him answers.]
punchvolcanoes: (Grrrr (Charizard))

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[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2011-02-10 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey look, for once in her life, Sasha is thinking, and she shoves HER phone under his nose and points to the messages 'Vinnie's lover' has sent her.]

Explain that.
Edited 2011-02-10 10:51 (UTC)

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[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2011-02-10 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
[He flips through a few of the messages in her inbox, face twisting into an expression of revulsion as he skimmed through them.]

Uh, okay. All of this is complete bullshit. Are you serious? You think I have secret gay affairs with a Sex Pony. Do you know how stupid that sounds.
punchvolcanoes: (Grrrr (Charizard))

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[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2011-02-10 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well yeah! How do you think the Big Daddy thing sounds to me?

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[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2011-02-10 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Twitch.] They were sent from your phone.

[You wanna see proof now? Here you go, an inbox full of it.]

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