punchtheflowers | blossom; cellphone

blossom; cellphone

[You have reached the voice mailbox of ...Vinnie. Please leave a message after the tone.

...

BEEP!

Or drop him a text. He's been really into that lately. Specify date and time and which boy you just saw Sasha talking to so he knows who to punch.]

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AETRGATH WHAT. I DONT KNOW WHO BIG D IS.

WHO IS -UR- MYSTERY DATE.

NO 1 IS GONNA FUCK WITH ME.

U HAVE NO DATE? IT SAYS SECRET.

I DON'T HAVE DATES.

...WELL 1 WITH MAX BUT NOT LIKE THAT!

IT SAID HE PINED FOR YOUR QUAVERING BODY.

NO, HE TOLD ME YOU LIKED TO WEAR LINGERIE AND SAID U CALLED HIM SEX PONY.

I don't do drugs.

idk do u think i would date a guy and let him call himself big daddy and not laugh at him

WHUT.

COMING OVER RIGHT NOW

[Here is Sasha. In your room. Looking pretty annoyed.]

[Yeah well. Vinnie's not looking too chipper either.

He's flipping his phone open and closed, irritably. Looking at you like you owe him answers.]

[Hey look, for once in her life, Sasha is thinking, and she shoves HER phone under his nose and points to the messages 'Vinnie's lover' has sent her.]

Explain that.

Edited 2011-02-10 10:51 (UTC)

[He flips through a few of the messages in her inbox, face twisting into an expression of revulsion as he skimmed through them.]

Uh, okay. All of this is complete bullshit. Are you serious? You think I have secret gay affairs with a Sex Pony. Do you know how stupid that sounds.

Well yeah! How do you think the Big Daddy thing sounds to me?

[Twitch.] They were sent from your phone.

[You wanna see proof now? Here you go, an inbox full of it.]

[Looks over.]

WHAT THE HELL?

[She looks over her phone and...they are there too! Like she sent them out!]

WHAT THE FUCK!

[The phone gets dropped in surprise like she wants nothing to have to do with it.]

Ewww!

Edited 2011-02-10 11:15 (UTC)

[Wh-- hey, that was his phone you just dropped! Vinnie scrambles to pick it up from the floor, hoping that the hinge wasn't broken in the fall. He liked his phone, dammit.]

See?! What the fuck am I supposed t'think when I'm getting this crap sent to me... from you? You think I seriously doubt that you'd keep things from me?

Going on dates like they're no big deal... Having ten guys into you... How the hell exactly does that happen?!

[Oh my Arceus, he did not say that.]

EXCUSE ME? Haven't we shared everything before? I always told you about whatever plans I was planning. When we got here, you just..started getting paranoid overload! I can't even say hi to a guy and you're behind me! And now you're dragging MARIE into your crazy plans!

I already had Char laugh at me for having ten guys liking me. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THAT HAPPENED. I already told you that nothing happened. Why can't you trust me when I talk about that?!

Yeah, cuz we were stuck on a mountain. Then we get here and there's boys you wanna look at and, you know what? I've been a teenager before too! Teenagers make fucking piss-awful decisions.

I already laid off Max cuz you said if you really were interested in someone, you'd tell me. Then I had to find out the hard way that you gave all those people free tickets behind my back?!

I guess those dates went too well. How many did you go on, anyway? Cuz you never told me that, either!

I can make my own decisions fine, thanks. I don't want to disappoint Red and so far it's served me well, least we forget our history together. What's with everyone thinking I'll suddenly be in heat around guys?!

..[She sits on his bed in anger] I didn't have any money for Christmas so gave them to some of the guys. Only six of them! And in that, only Max, Mac, Knuckles and Poo used them. And then, somehow, one of them got copied, and found its way all around campus. Suddenly there was much more than four people at my door.

And you know what?

It was fun! I got to explore a lot of the city! Most of the people already dated or liked people! [not mentioning that part disappointed her, of course]. They weren't dates, they were ways for be to meet up new friends. And that love detector thing is ...

[She has trouble explaining that one.]

...I don't get it either. Then again I entered a bunch of names too just to see the compatibilities. I bet most of those aren't even legit.

Edited 2011-02-10 11:52 (UTC)

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