blossom; cellphone

[punchtheflowers]

[You have reached the voice mailbox of ...Vinnie. Please leave a message after the tone. ... BEEP! Or drop him a text. He's been really into that lately. Specify date and time and which boy you just saw Sasha talking to so he knows who to punch.]

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[punchvolcanoes]

THE FUCK, WHO IS BIG DADDY.

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[punchvolcanoes]

WOOPS SORRY. PROMISED I'D STOP SWEARING

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[punchvolcanoes]

AETRGATH WHAT. I DONT KNOW WHO BIG D IS.

WHO IS -UR- MYSTERY DATE.

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[punchvolcanoes]

NO 1 IS GONNA FUCK WITH ME.

U HAVE NO DATE? IT SAYS SECRET.

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[punchvolcanoes]

I DON'T HAVE DATES.

...WELL 1 WITH MAX BUT NOT LIKE THAT!

IT SAID HE PINED FOR YOUR QUAVERING BODY.

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[punchvolcanoes]

NO, HE TOLD ME YOU LIKED TO WEAR LINGERIE AND SAID U CALLED HIM SEX PONY.

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[punchvolcanoes]

I don't do drugs.

idk do u think i would date a guy and let him call himself big daddy and not laugh at him

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[punchvolcanoes]

WHUT.

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[punchvolcanoes]

COMING OVER RIGHT NOW

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[punchvolcanoes]

[Here is Sasha. In your room. Looking pretty annoyed.]

[Action]

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

[Yeah well. Vinnie's not looking too chipper either.

He's flipping his phone open and closed, irritably. Looking at you like you owe him answers.]

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[punchvolcanoes]

[Hey look, for once in her life, Sasha is thinking, and she shoves HER phone under his nose and points to the messages 'Vinnie's lover' has sent her.]

Explain that.

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[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

[He flips through a few of the messages in her inbox, face twisting into an expression of revulsion as he skimmed through them.]

Uh, okay. All of this is complete bullshit. Are you serious? You think I have secret gay affairs with a Sex Pony. Do you know how stupid that sounds.

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[punchvolcanoes]

Well yeah! How do you think the Big Daddy thing sounds to me?

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[Twitch.] They were sent from your phone.

[You wanna see proof now? Here you go, an inbox full of it.]

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[punchvolcanoes]

[Looks over.]

WHAT THE HELL?

[She looks over her phone and...they are there too! Like she sent them out!]

WHAT THE FUCK!

[The phone gets dropped in surprise like she wants nothing to have to do with it.]

Ewww!

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[Wh-- hey, that was his phone you just dropped! Vinnie scrambles to pick it up from the floor, hoping that the hinge wasn't broken in the fall. He liked his phone, dammit.]

See?! What the fuck am I supposed t'think when I'm getting this crap sent to me... from you? You think I seriously doubt that you'd keep things from me?

Going on dates like they're no big deal... Having ten guys into you... How the hell exactly does that happen?!