1st bloom

[punchtheflowers]

Bulba, uh... this is kinda out of the blue, but you don't happen to feel anything weird today or

Nevermind, fuck it.

Hey, guys. I know we just moved in an'all, but I need to take off for a bit. I think... Can't really explain it, but I gotta head back to the Garden in Vermilion. You know the one, Red.

Erika: sorry I'll be missin' your class this week. I was really looking forward to it I wanted to oh fuck forget that too

All right. No one better make any moves on Sis while I'm gone. Or I'll know.

I'll be back soon.

...I wonder if I'll recognize any of the Bulbasaur there.

Shit, I hope I don't fuck this ceremony up.

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[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

I don't think Green wants anyone - I mean anyone - to know he gave an okay... Bulba said he wanted to go. Waiting on him, I guess.

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[punchvolcanoes]

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I'll keep it between us.

I wish they were nicer in public too.

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[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

I know.

Don't fuckin' understand them at all.

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[punchvolcanoes]

Maybe they just feel like they have something to prove and we...don't? I guess being a free spirit means you really don't mind if you're first or second as long as the fight was good...It probably irks them. I found irk in the dictionary a few days ago, I love that word.

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[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Great. I'm pretty sure I got over that shit when I was still an Ivysaur.

You can still get stronger from a fight if you lose. Pickin' fights you know you're gonna win's just lazy. Oh I guess that's why you're fighting Max AND Char huh

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[punchvolcanoes]

That's my motto. Win or lose, you learn something new. Just gotta pick people worthy enough to tussle with you, you know?

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[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Well, lookin' back on our rock eating records, I think I'm flattered.

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[punchvolcanoes]

Well to be fair I didn't always think like that as a Charmeleon. But yeah, one of the reason everyone in the team is so good is that we know each others' strength and weaknesses, right?

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[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

I totally ate more rocks than you.

CUZ FIRE TYPES ARE WEAK AGAINST ROCK HA HA

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[punchvolcanoes]

And that's why you became much fatter than me during your next evolution.

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[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Hey. Half that weight is cock flower.

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[punchvolcanoes]

A cock flower feed by rocks.

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[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Makes the stem rock hard, you know.

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[punchvolcanoes]

So I guess you'll be the first Triple-Type? Rock, Grass and Poison. Much like your cock.

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[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe it'll help when I get to fight Char again. You know, since fire's weak against cock Rock and all.

[ALAS I HAVE NO MORE BUT YOURS IS BEAUTIFUL]

[punchvolcanoes]

Hahaha! Maybe if you manage to chug some really huge rocks at him.

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[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

I should just add that to my moveset.