1st bloom

[punchtheflowers]

Bulba, uh... this is kinda out of the blue, but you don't happen to feel anything weird today or

Nevermind, fuck it.

Hey, guys. I know we just moved in an'all, but I need to take off for a bit. I think... Can't really explain it, but I gotta head back to the Garden in Vermilion. You know the one, Red.

Erika: sorry I'll be missin' your class this week. I was really looking forward to it I wanted to oh fuck forget that too

All right. No one better make any moves on Sis while I'm gone. Or I'll know.

I'll be back soon.

...I wonder if I'll recognize any of the Bulbasaur there.

Shit, I hope I don't fuck this ceremony up.

Comments

Re: [SUPER EXTREMELY PRIVATE]

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Hey. Half that weight is cock flower.

[SUPER EXTREMELY PRIVATE]

[punchvolcanoes]

A cock flower feed by rocks.

Re: [SUPER EXTREMELY PRIVATE]

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Makes the stem rock hard, you know.

[WHY ARE THEY BOTHERING TO SUPER EXTREMELY PRIVATE THIS PART ANYMORE, IT'S ALL ABOUT COCKS]

[punchvolcanoes]

So I guess you'll be the first Triple-Type? Rock, Grass and Poison. Much like your cock.

[I GET A SULTRY ICON TOO OKAY]

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe it'll help when I get to fight Char again. You know, since fire's weak against cock Rock and all.

[ALAS I HAVE NO MORE BUT YOURS IS BEAUTIFUL]

[punchvolcanoes]

Hahaha! Maybe if you manage to chug some really huge rocks at him.

[TIME FOR DERPS]

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

I should just add that to my moveset.