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[punchtheflowers]

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Comments

[punchtheflowers]

y? ...did u do somethin that wud make me mad.....

[punchwaves]

i dunno

just dont b mad

[punchtheflowers]

wat happend...? im not gona b mad ok?

[punchwaves]

nvm

bulba and i switched back btw

[punchtheflowers]

o thats awsm news!

[punchtheflowers]

now i dont hav 2 drag u out of bed @dawn. y wud i b mad about tat?

[punchwaves]

.....

i cut bulbas ponytail off

[punchtheflowers]

...wat. r u srs...

[punchwaves]

i said dont b mad

[punchtheflowers]

well... at lest its only hair... itll grow back ok.

as lon as u didnt cut his flwr off or smthng

[punchwaves]

yea

how was your vday.... better thn last yr?

[punchtheflowers]

tryd hidin in the grnhouse. ddnt work. uh....... define bettr...

[punchwaves]

oh shoot did u get the cupid thing 2

better like was it as bad as last yr wat do u think i meant.....

[punchtheflowers]

yea uh.

i gues it was better cuz i fel in luv w/a grl who prbly hated me alrdy so its not lik i broke some1s hart again but... RLY AWKWRD...

[punchwaves]

wat... who? chika?

[punchtheflowers]

WHAT NO...

it was a blond grl? shes kinda new i think idk if u know her

[punchwaves]

idk i was tryin 2 think of girlw who hated you

uhhhhhh idk either theres a lot of blond girls.... y does she hate u if shes new

[punchtheflowers]

fukn great. chis rly that pissd huh...

idk she dosnt like beards.

[punchwaves]

well yea think of who we're talking abt

...so she hates u b/c u have a beard? uhh ok.....

[punchtheflowers]

ugh i no but... ok i kinda deserv it

wel i shaved now so who knos. mite as wel get a haircut 2

[punchwaves]

ya. u do.

if ur wondering my vday was the worst btw

[punchtheflowers]

gee thnx

wat happnd did some1 think u wer bulba?

[punchwaves]

its true sry

no. worse. lyk think of the worst posbl thing u can think of

[punchtheflowers]

...

.....the sex ed teachr magicly stripd u naked then turnd into a demon pig an cahsed u 4 a whole day tryin 2 hav sex w/u?

[punchwaves]

uh

i fell in love with bulba