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[punchtheflowers]

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Comments

[punchtheflowers]

yea uh.

i gues it was better cuz i fel in luv w/a grl who prbly hated me alrdy so its not lik i broke some1s hart again but... RLY AWKWRD...

[punchwaves]

wat... who? chika?

[punchtheflowers]

WHAT NO...

it was a blond grl? shes kinda new i think idk if u know her

[punchwaves]

idk i was tryin 2 think of girlw who hated you

uhhhhhh idk either theres a lot of blond girls.... y does she hate u if shes new

[punchtheflowers]

fukn great. chis rly that pissd huh...

idk she dosnt like beards.

[punchwaves]

well yea think of who we're talking abt

...so she hates u b/c u have a beard? uhh ok.....

[punchtheflowers]

ugh i no but... ok i kinda deserv it

wel i shaved now so who knos. mite as wel get a haircut 2

[punchwaves]

ya. u do.

if ur wondering my vday was the worst btw

[punchtheflowers]

gee thnx

wat happnd did some1 think u wer bulba?

[punchwaves]

its true sry

no. worse. lyk think of the worst posbl thing u can think of

[punchtheflowers]

...

.....the sex ed teachr magicly stripd u naked then turnd into a demon pig an cahsed u 4 a whole day tryin 2 hav sex w/u?

[punchwaves]

uh

i fell in love with bulba

[punchtheflowers]

but... u wer bulba...

[punchwaves]

yea, i pretty much made out w/ myself

[punchtheflowers]

ok u win that is the worst thin ive evr herd of

[punchwaves]

i told u

thinking abt it makes me want to puke

[punchtheflowers]

thank god ur normal agian othrwise ud b pukin poizn

[punchwaves]

thank god im normal again period

ill b happy if im never a grass type again