punchtheflowers | 5th bloom

This carnival thing wasn't too bad at all. I snapped some shots on my phone while I was there, and they're pretty goddamn inspirational. Figured there'd be some of you who'd be interested. Y'know, if you missed the highlight of the hotdog eating competition.

Anyways. It's almost the 22nd. S'not really a birthday, I mean, how the hell're you supposed t'remember what day you're born when you don't have calenders? But it's as good a time as any.

So I'm taking off for a few days to go home and check up on things. I don't really get how you guys celebrate birthdays. Makes more sense t'me that if you're gonna make a deal of it, it should be about the people who made you.

It's been a long while since I saw the Garden in spring.

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Max: I'm taking a few days off. Also, I'm never telling you sensitive info again.

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[Everyone in Red team who was still at the school got a candied apple from the carnival. Sonny got a rocky road caramel apple, Kojiro got pecan caramel apple, and Red got an apple pie apple.]

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I bet Sonny could smell it.

You obviously underestimate my hidin' skills.

So I guess you're shoving it up your own ass, cuz that's one place no one'd ever look.

Oh, that's riotous. How about I make it two dead animals?

That's so fuckin' generous, I'm tempted t'leave you a present too.

What, you gonna coat my door in a layer of shitty pink dust? Yeah, that's real scary.

We'll see what a few weeks of Worry Seed insomnia'll do t'you.

Keep your seed away from me, dude. I don't swing that way.

If that's what really bugs you, then you oughta be worrying more 'bout that shitty pink dust.

Lemme guess. Pink is for girls, right?

Uh, no. Pink is for men.

I guess it's too much to expect for you t'have a basic knowledge of plants.

Spare me the botany lesson. What are you hintin' at?

[SHRUG]

I didn't think it was such a big deal, but Max keeps complaining 'bout it and hygiene and shit...

You really want me t'give you the Talk on the anthers and the bees right now?

What the hell's an anther and what are you doin' with Max that warrants a Talk?

S'cause I get pollen everywhere in the gym. I pretty much sweat the stuff out 24/7 this season.

It's really simple, Char. Pollen's the way plants reproduce.

Edited 2011-04-21 08:57 (UTC)

Wait.

So you're tellin' me that pink shit's actually how you...

That took you long enough.

So that time when I grabbed you and you farted a goddamn smoke bomb, that was you creamin' yourself?!

Uh.

No, that's not even remotely the same.

Pokemon pollen's multi-purpose. It's a defense mechanism t'screw up your senses too. I was already covered in the stuff anyway, you just brilliantly shook it out.

Edited 2011-04-21 09:19 (UTC)

If it ain't the same, what the hell is Max so worried about? I'm pretty sure you bustin' a nut all over me would screw up anyone's friggin' senses!

[SHRUG AGAIN]

Cuz you animal kingdom guys always flip a shit when you realize what HALF PLANT actually means? It's getting pretty old.

Every single plant is doin' the same thing in spring, y'know. Bulba too.

So have fun with all that shitty pink dust, idiot.

Whoa. Whoa. Bulba is perfectly normal and you are not draggin' him into your freaky kink-talk.

Why the hell are you even bein' so smug about bein' so damn gross? Don't tell me you're gettin' off on coverin' everyone in your freaky-ass back-jism.

No, I just like seeing you get your tail in a twist over something I don't give a shit about. Happens every year like clockwork, couldn't stop it if I tried. S'just our nature.

Oh, don't even give me that crap. You ream me out for havin' fights, you lose the right to say your bullshit's just your nature.

It's our nature the same way your flaming ass end is yours. I remember that weird fire joining thing. You have your Fire Type mojo, we've got ours. S'got nothing to do with attitude.