1st bloom

[punchtheflowers]

Bulba, uh... this is kinda out of the blue, but you don't happen to feel anything weird today or

Nevermind, fuck it.

Hey, guys. I know we just moved in an'all, but I need to take off for a bit. I think... Can't really explain it, but I gotta head back to the Garden in Vermilion. You know the one, Red.

Erika: sorry I'll be missin' your class this week. I was really looking forward to it I wanted to oh fuck forget that too

All right. No one better make any moves on Sis while I'm gone. Or I'll know.

I'll be back soon.

...I wonder if I'll recognize any of the Bulbasaur there.

Shit, I hope I don't fuck this ceremony up.

Comments

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

I dunno. Maybe you should jump in a river an'ask them.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Real funny. My sides are splittin'.

How come you're runnin' off so quick, anyway? Scared y'might hafta fight me without five other misfits spewin' attacks my way?

wtf icon cheat why are you ugly

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

I got business with some Bulbasaur. But I'd be more than happy to fight you one on one, fair and square. Raincheck.

MAKEOVERRRR

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I'll be holdin' you up to that. Hope you ain't too attached to your teeth.

SO BEAUTIFUL

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

It'd be worth it to watch you eat a couple'a your own and realize a Grass Type fed'em to you.

as beautiful as rose farts

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

What kinda attitude is that, buttercup?

You ain't gonna lose just because you're a grass-type. You're gonna lose 'cause you're a grass-type who sucks balls.

You wish you farted roses

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.

This time, try to stay awake long enough to finish the fight.

Instead he farts forest fires :'(

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Sure. Try not to fall back on any cop-out escape tactics when y'realize you can't win.

Re: Instead he farts forest fires :'(

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Or I could've stepped on your throat while you were sleeping, instead. I'll keep that in mind for next time.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You say that like there's gonna be a next time. I ain't fallin' for your chickenshit tricks twice.