punchtheflowers (
punchtheflowers) wrote2015-02-09 05:33 pm
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VINNIE was hurt by its burn!
Yes, sir. I got kinda close to 30 minutes that one time. I guess it'd be kinda like Bullet Seed? I took that TM once.
Yeah, you take that
VINNIE has fainted!
And what's a humvee?
MAX has gained a level
And a humvee is the kinda retcon we use in Orange Star. It's like an SUV on steroids. You'll love it.
MAX gets a Hawaiian Shirt for winning
Looks like the train'll be running in a few hours. I oughta be back sometime later today.
MAX puts it on. MAX rips the arms off. +5 Manly +5 Biceps +4 Pecs +4 Badass +1 Speed
And you're gonna love it. As one of my soldiers that's a requirement.
and +10 Pink Flowers
Well, I used t'hate chainsaws, but I love using them now, so... we'll see how fun these humbees are.
Thankfully his 450 score in blue armpit hair is enough to make that negligible
Now he is +10 purple instead
[RIGHT AFTER HE MADE SURE RED WAS OKAY.]
That's really hardly enough to make a difference, a drop in the armpit hair bucket, if you will
::click::