punchtheflowers: (texting)
punchtheflowers ([personal profile] punchtheflowers) wrote2015-02-09 05:33 pm

blossom; cellphone

[You have reached the voice mailbox of ...Vinnie. Please leave a message after the tone.

...

BEEP!

Or drop him a text. He's been really into that lately. Specify date and time and which boy you just saw Sasha talking to so he knows who to punch.]

VINNIE was hurt by its burn!

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Koz is Kojiro. The Lapras samurai guy. If Red's with him he should be fine...

Yes, sir. I got kinda close to 30 minutes that one time. I guess it'd be kinda like Bullet Seed? I took that TM once.

Yeah, you take that

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what bullet seed is. But you're gonna learn to drive a humvee and learn to fire a gun mounted on top of it.

VINNIE has fainted!

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
...At the same time?

And what's a humvee?

MAX has gained a level

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You drive the retcon then when you get to a place you stop and you fire, so you ain't shootin' and drivin' at the same time.

And a humvee is the kinda retcon we use in Orange Star. It's like an SUV on steroids. You'll love it.

MAX gets a Hawaiian Shirt for winning

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
So sorta like the thing you drive in Geth Attack: Eden Prime? Okay... dunno if I'll love it in real life, but whatever you say.

Looks like the train'll be running in a few hours. I oughta be back sometime later today.

MAX puts it on. MAX rips the arms off. +5 Manly +5 Biceps +4 Pecs +4 Badass +1 Speed

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
What the heck is a Geth whatever Edenwhosit?

And you're gonna love it. As one of my soldiers that's a requirement.

and +10 Pink Flowers

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, a video game (http://sbg-logs.livejournal.com/604141.html?thread=37084653#t37084653). You shoot robots.

Well, I used t'hate chainsaws, but I love using them now, so... we'll see how fun these humbees are.

Thankfully his 450 score in blue armpit hair is enough to make that negligible

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah alright. Anyway, you get on a train and you get your butt down here. We can talk cars and videogames and whatever when you get back.

Now he is +10 purple instead

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I gotcha. I'll see you back at school.

[RIGHT AFTER HE MADE SURE RED WAS OKAY.]

That's really hardly enough to make a difference, a drop in the armpit hair bucket, if you will

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
See you when you get back. Max out.

::click::