Maybe it's cuz you were cooped up with the same six guys on an ice mountain forever. It's not like you'd ever be interested in us. And now you have an entire school of people to look at!

Maybe two or three on that dumbass love machine's just a fluke. I have no idea where mine came from. But you don't score the most desirable person at the school by accident. And you were happy about it.

You're not even thinking about it, are you. Do you really think having a human boyfriend would work out? Or would that relationship just be for fun, too?